The Aphorist

Aphorisms and stuff

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Party

Never forget, you can't say "Bacchanalia" without saying "anal".

Friday, December 7, 2007

Anatomy

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, said the fat molecule.

Low road

O ye'll tak the high road, and I'll tak the low road, and I'll be in Scotland afore ye. Because on the low road we do things like put sugar in your petrol tank, and you never suspected a thing, you poor high-road sap.

Love

Love means never having to say, "You'll be sorry".

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Relatively speaking

e = mc².

Ish.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Death

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for some dead guy.

Pen

The pen is mightier than the S-word.